…Milkth’wutnow? Yew mean like—? Oh. Uh, he’s uh.. *Taps his lower lip with a finger, eyes squinted like he’s considering* ‘Bout eight? Lil’ more? *Flushes, clearing his throat a few times before he continues* M’six, prolly lil’ less. M’uh, thicker, than Keith. Was weird as hell at first, cos Keith’s th’only dude...
...Welp, Nick's obviously drunk again. B|
Anonymous asked: Do you know who that new Nick is? What do you think of him?
Anonymous asked: Do you cut your own hair?
ask-keith asked: Darlin, darlin~ yer m'lil shortcake~ Hawhaw. How many thangs do ya know how tuh bake? :3c
Well Keith’s still got his cast fer another month, so handcuffs ain’t really summin he can mess around with… *Scratches the stubble on his jaw thoughtfully* Dunno if he’d be real’ intuh tha’… Me, awn th’other hand… ahehehuh… _____________________________________________________________________ The metal encircles Ellis’s wrists,...
TMI Tuesday, baby~ Come at me BU →
ask-keith replied to your post: Sounds good. *growls softly with a shiver, taking the brunette’s hand and leading him to the bedroom* Love yew, Keith. *Trots along with him, entirely at ease with his boyfriend’s lead, the happiest baby duck in Savannah*
ask-keith asked: Darlin? *nuzzles at his hair before pressing a kiss to the top of his head* Ready fer bed?
hell-of-a-con: So, this is how it’s going to go down, huh? Alright. Let’s keep the trend going then. Okay, sport? FUCK. OFF. Go play house to your fucking husband to be and leave the drunk alone to wallow in his own Shit. I’d rather fucking drown in it than have you come galloping over here on your God damned high horse whenever you decide to remember I’m still fucking over here. ...
hell-of-a-con: How the fuck am I a mess? I got overwhelmed, I stepped back for a week, came back, cleaned my house, paid my bills and have been going out and not driving if I’m not sober enough to do so.. But I guess your little hick brain can’t comprehend not driving while intoxicated, right? That’s really funny shit, huh? Or, you know…sobering up for the day to take care of everything I...
scythequeen replied to your post: @scythequeen I am inclined to agree but he’s not going to go out of his way to do anything he doesn’t want to do :( Oh we’ll see ‘bout tha’. This shit’s gotta stop.
No he ain’t dealin’ with it “responsibly,” don’tchu buy tha’ shit fer uh second. Th’man’s uh mess. B|
ask-keith: …It’s fuckin retarded, geeze. Yew enjoyin’ the soap opera? Naw, Nick started it an’ neighbor Nick made it awl worse. An’ then other Keith can’t handle two Nicks at th’same time so’s he wandered off… Now errybody’s jus’ standin’ there awkward-like..
*Cracks a beer open with a krssshct and settles on his porch steps, flipping through his phone as he watches the chaos rapidly accumulate* An’ here Ah was awl put out awn accountuh Keith makin’ me miss wrestlin’ tuhnight…
3000-dollarsuit: If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were talking about yourself, but hey, who am I to judge. Purdy sure s’yer type tha’ likes carryin’ awn ‘bout themselves, Nick. Ain’t like yer ever gonna find sumbody else tuh love yew like yew do.
3000-dollarsuit: ask4ellis started following you Oh great, you guys multiply. Typical hicks. B| Yew uh drunk, slobberin’ asshole alcoholic too? ‘Er jus’ uh asshole?
So keep yer goddamn opinions to yerself, he says after offering opinions about everyone else. Oh Jesus, Keith, lol.
(Hell-of-a-Keith/El--Squared/Overallz OT3, js.)
scythequeen replied to your post: scythequeen replied to your post: Why don’t you… Yeah it can be hard for me just to think up questions so I can imagine it must be to write good thought out answers in a timely manner. I’ll just have to start fresh and try to rethink up some of those role swapping ones and the ones about Ellis’ mom ((Sarah’s getting an account //spoils surprise// when...
scythequeen replied to your post: Why don’t you ever answer questions? Ah shoot I can never remember all the details of what I’ve asked after I’ve sent it, especially if it’s been a while ;A; ((I am lucky, however, that a lot of fic I’ve been in the process of writing - and this weird, four page Nellis vs Kellis essay thing I was doing to your ooc question - I’ve sent to V over skype...
Ah'll give yew one guess who drew me an' Keith's... →
Anonymous asked: I love your stuff too much, PLEASE NEVER STOP WRITING. C: And for a question... what is the one thing you regret most in your entire life so far?
Anonymous asked: Why don't you ever answer questions?
hell-of-a-con: ……….. ….*Sighs through his nose, scowling before shrugging a shoulder.* I ended up having to throw those away, actually. Obviously, I’m not as skilled as you are when it comes to stuff like that because you only vaguely smell of holiday cheer when you drive up the street nowadays. Ah will kill yew where yew stand.
hell-of-a-con: *Exaggeratedly widens his eyes* Holy shit. And now we have Saint Patrick’s Day. …So, should I ever feel the need to buy you two clothing as a gift should it always be from Walmart’s clearance wrack? *Glances down at his shirt and the four-leaf-clover it bears; snorts and scratches the scar indenting his nose* Hey, so how’d yew git th’smell uh turd outta them...
hell-of-a-con: Ew? Yeah, Ew to you and your plethora of Easter reject colored shirts too, kid. *Snorts* Sorry we can’t awl dress like sum kinda gay mobster movie extra, Nick. BU Yer suchuh asshole. *Sniggering*
(el--squared & overallz conversation)
((Okay, not gonna lie, I am liking this lol.))
ask-keith: (From the chat, because you guys know just what you need is fluffy nonsense from the bestest boyfriends~) Keith: How did ya know I needed yew~ Keith: How did ya know I needed ya badly~ Keith: How did ya know I’d give m’heart gladly~ Ellis: Man, quit.. *Smacky hands even though he’s grinning* Keith: Did ya know, yer everythin’ I prayed fer~? Ellis:...
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Anonymous asked: askdawitch/askl4dhunter!
askdatkeith: ask4ellis replied to your post: She says “Hi back, and i regret nothing.” Well, not yet anyways. ((BACK TO YOUR OLD WAYS SO QUICKLY, KEITH?)) I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW IF A WOMAN IS GOOD-LOOKING OR NOT. ((THIS RIGHT IS SUBSEQUENTLY FOLLOWED BY THE “RIGHT” TO ENJOY THE COUCH FOR THE NIGHT.))
Do you know what we need? A friggan masterlist of L4D/2 askblogs, with each blogs’ creator’s name/blog (possibly Skype, etc, if they’d like additional methods of contact available) and their comfort zone in being included in others’ art/fic (such as completely open, on case-by-case basis, yes but no porn, etc.) If I crafted such a list, would everyone be on board with...
Actually, scratch that! I'm feelin' shippy... →
Anonymous asked: OC survivors also participating in infection week?
Anonymous asked: Duel with another infected.
askdatkeith: … Yeah. I know. But yew know I’m sorry for what I said to yew, too. What I said to yew was beyond rough jokin’ or judgin’, man. -looks to him, reaching up and taking his hand- I could never, ever hate yew. Yer a great guy… an’ yew saved Keith when he needed it most. Yer amazin’. An’ I should’ve never said such hurtful things to...
askdatkeith: I-I don’ even know why I went so far, man… I can’t even make any excuses. It was evil a’ me, it was all sick an’ wrong to say. To yew an’ to Keith. An’ I know tha’… I can’t say nothin’ tha’s gonna make it better. I could pro’lly beg yer forgiveness day an’ night, but I don’ deserve it. I...
askdatkeith replied to your post: Hey… Can I talk to yew? » … I know y’all don’ wanna talk, but… I jus’— Jesus, I… -sigh- I wanted to apologize for… all tha’ stupid shit I said before… it was… it was awful a’ me. It really was. An’ I feel real bad about it. Man, Ah ain’t th’one y’all called uh loser an’ uh slut. M’real’ glad yew got uh family tuh take...
askdatkeith asked: Hey... Can I talk to yew? >>
#overallz for president
bobyer3 asked: How is your aim with that spit?
hell-of-a-con replied to your post: ooc; ((I are the superior scavenger~ XD I keep imagining them pulling over the car, pausing and then turning back to look at Nick and he stares and is all, “*Huffs* Fine. God damn it.. I’ll be right back.” )) Wait, Nick! It’s dangerous out there! Before you go, take this.
I take games like this slowly and carefully because I am not much of a strategist and I am easily distraught over text saying a party member isn’t feeling well. They’ve had 4 - 8 hours of sleep consistently every night since I started haha. …I’m making my girlfriend play the food scavenging thing for me though. /cheater/ Nick’s in my party so this is acceptable.
Sorry Dave ;3; Jack will miss you… and we will all miss your unique ethnic food contributions tacos.
bobyer3 asked: Can you eat anything like that?
camadian-leah asked: Everything hurts :[ Everything. How do you take your mind off the hurting everything?
If Para could steal V's tablet pen & answer... →
askdatkeith replied to your post: DB -sobs like a bitch- Dx))