May 2012
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*Exhales slowly, drawing the bill of his hat marginally lower as he considers the question* Damn! Puttin’ me awn th’spot, ain’tchuh? *Sighs lightly, dropping his hand to the back of his neck, rubbing uncomfortably* Y’all remember Ah had like uh ‘friends with.. special favors’ kinduh thang with Sydney after we awl got back intuh town, righ’? She said we...
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*Chuckles thickly, pawing at his dimpled chin* Reckon it wus purdy bad at firs’ - s’one thang tuh be shootin’ beer cans buhind th’package store in highschool, s’uh whole ‘nother can tuh be shootin’ zombies with three folks yuh don’t know while yer runnin’ ‘round gittin’ pounced an’ bit n’ shit.
Bah th’time we...
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Outside dog? Aw, naw! Riggsy-baby’s uh inside dog fur sure. When we’re at Keith’s sumtimes we put him outside fur uh couple-few hours since m’boyfriend’s backyard’s fenced, but Ah didn’t git me uh dog jus’ tuh lock ‘im out awl day, man. Lotsuh folks do thah tuh their pets an’ it don’t make no sense tuh me. *Shakes his head in bobbed emphasis, smoothing his hands down his torso as though dusting...
ask—-dave:
ask-keith:
It’s okay being the bro I am I took a pic for you!
Well this explains uh couple thangs..
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M’more of uh whole package kinduh guy, like, wut errythang ‘bout how sumbody looks says ‘bout ‘em. Say if sumbody’s got like, awl kinds uh confidence, uh big smile, sharp clothes.. *Shakes his head and flashes a grin* Mhm.[[MORE]]
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Ellis was in the grocery store of all places, a loaded basket weighing down his arm and a...
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Opening Commissions →
scythequeen:
So as it is I’ve got some dentist bills that need paying and no job or insurance at the moment in which to help pay for them. So I’m going to try to give commissions a shot. Sketch in traditional or digital ($5) link, link, link, (NSFW) link Lineart or colored bust ($10) link,…
[Our lovely friend Scythe is offering up her equally lovely art to pay some bills, y’all...
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Whispering Oaks; Part 3
“This giraffe’s from Whisperin’ Oaks?” Lily said incredulously as Ellis offered her the floppy stuffed animal. They had retreated briefly into the twins’ room for the brunette to dig through a net of plushes hanging over one of the beds, with Lily accepted with a doubtful quirk to her brow as she cuddled it to her chest regardless, looking up at her temporary guardian for confirmation.
“Yew...
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Whispering Oaks; Part 2
ask-keith:
“Zombies?” Lily said with a look of disgust, peering up at her temporary guardian in confused revulsion. “This story’s ‘bout ZOMBIES?”
“Hey, now,” Ellis responded in feigned offense, his grin quirked at one corner as he shifted the small girl in his lap, hauling the thick blanket more comfortably around them as he settled. “Ah’m uh cir-tee-fied zombie killin’ badass, an’ yew...
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Whispering Oaks; Part 1
ask-keith:
“Lissy, can Ah sleep witchu?” came the soft voice of the pint-sized ginger Ellis was sharing his home with; Lily was fidgeting in the doorframe, draped in one of El’s t-shirts and visibly fitful in the semi-darkness broken only by Ellis’s phone screen glowing softly in his palm. [[MORE]]
“Sure, babygirl,” Ellis said immediately, setting his phone aside and throwing open the...
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Why...
faithful-defender:
(I’m pretty sure he just said something about me being into men…)
I um… I’ll keep that in mind, thanks.
Jus’ keep an eye out fer th’folks thah talk uh whole bunch ‘bout yew an’ sum other dude in uh boat. Those’re th’crazy ones.
*Claps a hand on Phoenix’s shoulder in a brief - probably unwelcome - gesture of sympathy*
Why...
faithful-defender:
are you all yelling “all of the homo” at me?
What does that even mean?
Ah cud be wrong awn this but Ah think they’re sayin’ summin ‘bout yew bein’ real’ intuh men, man.
Ladies awn th’net’re jus’ like thah.
April 2012
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We usetuh go weeks, man, ‘speshully past January. An’ we awl complained now an’ then awn accountuh bein’ s’nasty with like, guts an’ stuff, but it wus mostly Nick yammerin’ awn about it cus he complained about purdy much errythang.
It did git purdy gross… skin turnin’ like, blue an’ gray cus there’s so much dead shit awn top,...
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Tuh be real’ straight witchu Ah know purdy much nothin’ ‘bout fixin’ uh meal. When Ah moved outtuh mah mom’s, Ah jus’ ate like.. shit from th’microwave ‘er picked summin up. Then when they let folks back intuh Savannah an’ Nick moved in ‘cross th’street, he cooked loads uh stuff… Ah didn’ start fixin’ dinner...
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Naw! *Pauses, frowning lightly* Well.. Ah mean.. kinduh. Me an’ Nick got uh guy’s nigh’ out erry week thah Ah don’t usually let Keith go awn, cus s’fer bros only. *Grins* Gottuh have yer guys night!
‘Sides, sumtimes th’shit thah’s botherin’ me is kinduh stupid, an’ Ah’d rather have Nick tell me m’bein’ dumb than...
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[Hey, those of you who enjoy fanfiction & Nellis -... →
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Jus’ one? Man oh man, thah jus’ ain’t decent tuh ask uh guy! Ah love eatin’… *Rubs the back of his neck in consideration* Well shit, prolly mah mom’s cookin’. She makes sum awesome bar-bee-que chicken.
Me an’ Keith went tuh see her awn Sunday an’ goddamn, man, it was delicious. [[MORE]]
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Savannah had...