*Exhales slowly, drawing the bill of his hat marginally lower as he considers the question* Damn! Puttin’ me awn th’spot, ain’tchuh? *Sighs lightly, dropping his hand to the back of his neck, rubbing uncomfortably* Y’all remember Ah had like uh ‘friends with.. special favors’ kinduh thang with Sydney after we awl got back intuh town, righ’? She said we wus both lonely, an’… *swallows hard, shaking his head as his eyes dip* copin’, not ready fer uh relationship. We got along real’ well so when she offered, Ah said sure, why not?
*Clicks his tongue* Ah make sum real’ knuckleheaded choices, man.
It wus cool ‘til she started seein’ other folks an’ gittin’ awn tuh me ‘bout it. Nick finally got awn mah ass an’ tol’ me tuh call it quits, cus it wus real’ obvious Ah ain’t cut out fer thah shit.
Ah figgur most folks intuh thah kinduh garbage ain’t ready fer uh real relationship. They’re still lookin’ tuh sleep around n’ shit. *Shrugs, his expression distasteful* Call me old fashioned but maybe relationships outtuh be fer people who actually care ‘bout each other an’ wannuh be tuhgether. Y’know, love an’ faithfulness? *Licks his teeth and glances away again, lost in thought*